Sunday, December 04, 2005

Gentiles

Mormons (or Latter-Day Saints as they call themselves) have been known to call non-Mormons — even Jews — 'gentiles'. They also believe that they have some kind of connection to Beney Yisra’eil, and that the Americas were settled by Israelites sometime before the Destruction of the First Jewish Commonwealth (Hhurban Bayit Rishon).

They also encourage their young men (and women?) to go out as missionaries and spread their religion.

Yesterday, Shabbos morning, there were two Mormon missionaries in shul. They approached me when I arrived, and said that a Jewish friend of theirs said that it would probably be okay if they visited this shul, but they just wanted to make sure that they were welcome. I had no idea what to do, since I usually go to a different shul (I was going to eat lunch by someone who goes to that shul). So I went looking around for someone in charge (bad idea when you don't even know who the rabbi is). Luckily, someone else found them and explained everything to them throughout davening (without disturbing the people around).

I thought it was okay that they were there. After all, they weren't at the shul trying to convert anyone (they were carrying Spanish copies of the Book of Mormon, indicating that they were probably out proselytizing to the local Spanish-speaking community) — they just wanted to see what Jewish prayer is like.

At lunch someone said that they should have been kicked out, because they're evil missionaries out to steal people's souls. I said that they're not so bad, since after all they're equal opportunity missionaries, out to convert everyone. They're not like Jews for Jesus, who specificly target Jews for missionizing.
Random Anecdote:
I was once on a bus in Brooklyn, when two Mormon missionaries got on. I really wanted to ask them why their religion is called "Mormonism" but I couldn't. Whenever I looked towards them, and saw their nametags, I couldn't avoid seeing that one of them was named Flanders. Yes, you heard me. Flanders. I could barely keep myself from laughing, much less ask a serious question of comparative religion.

So what do yall think?
Should the visiting Mormon missionaries have been kicked out of shul?

21 Comments:

Blogger Looking Forward said...

mabye you should have said "welcome gentiles! we don't want you!"

12/04/2005 1:48 PM  
Blogger Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) said...

Like i said, i personally didn't mind them being there. They were being all polite and just watching what was going on. I saw some other people shoot nasty glances in their direction, though.

12/04/2005 1:50 PM  
Blogger Mar Gavriel said...

Steg,

What schul was this (e-mail me privately)?

12/04/2005 2:21 PM  
Blogger Lab Rab said...

Echoing what Habib said, I think it really depends on whether this was an "in-town" shul or an "out-of-town" one. When I was rabbi'ing in Columbus we routinely had Christian groups or students come to shul. Ours was "the" Orthodox shul in central Ohio. In the NY area, though, you really have to wonder. How can someone live in NY and not know about Judaism?

To resolve all difficulties, a non-Jew who wishes to visit a shul during davening should call first to arrange the appointment.

12/04/2005 3:41 PM  
Blogger Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) said...

Lab Rab:

Mormon missionaries get sent far away from where they're from for their "missions". I didn't ask, but these two guys were probably from Utah and had never seen a synagogue in their lives.

12/04/2005 3:47 PM  
Blogger MC Aryeh said...

I agree with Habib. Totally unrelated, but reminded me of this somehow - when I was at NYU, I had a non-Jewish friend who was the most WASPy-looking guy ever who always used to get offended when the Chabadniks standing outside never asked him if he wanted to put on tefillin...

12/04/2005 7:39 PM  
Blogger BrooklynWolf said...

I, too, have to agree and say that as long as all they are doing is observing, then they're OK.

As to your other question, the church isn't called "Mormonism." It's called the Church of JC of Latter-Day Saints. Their holy book is the Book of Mormon (probably because of the angel Moroni).

The Wolf

12/04/2005 9:51 PM  
Blogger Kelli said...

Mormons, in general, are very kind people. The missionaries don't get in your face, or target specific people, or look down on you.

All the males have to be missonaries (from age 19-21ish, I think). The women have the option, around the same age, to go and be missionaries.

(I live down the street from a large Mormon family, so I know a bit).

I remember one time in shul looking to my left and seeing that nearly the entire left side of the room was filled with blond-headed people. I just figured it was a fluke - until the rabbi announced that it was a group of visitors from a nearby Methodist church.

Apparently this is pretty common where I am from, because the first time I was ever in a synagogue was when the church took my confirmation class to a local reform synagogue to "see what Jewish services are like."

Granted, our 13 year old minds had more fun laughing about the Hebrew transliterations than actually paying attention to the service, but I'd like to think it was a good experience.

As long as they are respectful and such, I don't think curiousity is something to push away.

12/05/2005 1:35 AM  
Blogger Phillip Minden said...

I'm very sceptical.
Why should Mormon missionaries visit a shul? To widen their horizon? Because of their interest in comparative religions? The only credible answers I can find are
a) they want to make contact with possible victims, just as they use to start a casual conversation (first) about non-religious matters with you in the bus, or
b) they want to learn about Jews in order to apply this knowledge later on for the same pupose of mission.

They don't come there for (kosher) prayer, or even for curiosity or academic reasons.

That doesn't mean they aren't friendly.

12/05/2005 3:02 AM  
Blogger Mar Gavriel said...

As I understand it, Mormonism is a much more clear case of עבודה זרה even than Christianity. They believe in a multiplicity of gods, and that you, too, can become a god if you are good enough. (The guy who became god of our universe, le-shittosom, was originally a really good guy on Planet Kolob.)

On the other hand, this might be reconcilable with certain kavvonishe beliefs in Judaism...

12/05/2005 9:55 AM  
Blogger AMSHINOVER said...

mormon girls are hot.
and if they don't fall asleep during the drasha i say they are keepers.

12/05/2005 11:31 AM  
Blogger The Observer said...

One day the Mormon missionairies knock on the door of the local Chabad shaliach. He warns them that there isn't any chance of converting him, but if they want to come in and chat, they're welcome to. (If nothing else, it'll be a period of time when they won't be bugging any other Jews with their mishegas.)

So in they come, pull out their felt board, and start in on their spiel. Eventually they wind down and he asks them a simple question:
"If I don't believe any of this, or follow any of this, but I'm a good person, will I go to heaven?"

After some hemming and hawing the missionairies are forced to admit that, no, not a chance.

Replies the rabbi, "Too bad, because according to Torah, you would."

12/05/2005 2:11 PM  
Blogger Mar Gavriel said...

Habib--

That's bizarre. Are you sure we have read it correctly? Perhaps the writers of the page consider all non-Jewish religions to be inherently non-monotheistic. (I wonder how they would argue this about Islâm.)

12/05/2005 4:29 PM  
Blogger Camp Runamok said...

BTW, Steg, why do you have a problem with the name "Flanders"? It is the former name of the region of Europe now occupied by Belgium, Luxembourg and Holland (the "Low Countries). FWIW, didn't the geographical "Flanders" gave rise to the language "Flemish"?

Not so risible in my humble estimation.

12/06/2005 11:54 AM  
Blogger Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) said...

Camp Runamok:

Nothing to do with the region known as Flanders. Everything to do with the Simpsons character known as Flanders. Click on the link!

12/06/2005 1:14 PM  
Blogger The back of the hill said...

Flanders is the region from Dunkirk (Duin Kerke) to the mouth of the Schelde river (in Zeeland Province, which is south of R'dam) along the coast, extending inland about half-way toward Brussels, which is smack-bang in the center of the ancient province of Brabant, now divided into Antwerp, Brabant, and Limburg (all three Belgian), and North Brabant (in the Netherlands). Brabant, in mittn drinnen, means something roughly like fine place or nasty people (can't remember which) in whatever language the word Brabant come from.

Antwerp Province, which is the western split-off of the Brabant, is considered Flemish - the isogloss separating Flemish from Limburgish runs right through the Kempen region (Netherlands and Belgium), leaving some pretty rip dialect incomprehensibility in its wake.

Flemish is a catch-all term for the Netherlandish dialects of Belgium, but also a political term (ever since the Battle of the Golden Spurs, when the Flemish burgers won another round for civilization).

Understandily wandily, rabbosayerino?

12/06/2005 6:35 PM  
Blogger Mississippi Fred MacDowell said...

Flanders? LOL

As per your question, its difficult to answer. But I will say that typical, scripted reactions to certain situations are not always appropriate. Sometimes it pays to examine a new situation and see if it really is the same old situation as our instinct may lead us to believe.

12/07/2005 1:19 PM  
Blogger The back of the hill said...

Yes, there are Mormons in Flanders. But they are vastly outnumbered by Jews and Muslims... not to mention the Catholics.

Alles voor Vlaandren, en Vlaandren voor G-d (all for Flanders, and Flanders for G-d). As they say.

By the way, word verification shows 'vaxmalta' - either a brandname for a milk product, or a bad Latin coat of arms slogan.

12/07/2005 5:45 PM  
Blogger Phillip Minden said...

No, that was the winner of the 1976 contest "Best Paraffin Model of an Island Country".

12/08/2005 5:48 AM  
Blogger Jack Steiner said...

IMO, they can stay as long as they do not become distruptive.

12/11/2005 5:56 PM  
Blogger Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) said...

BTW, Lipman, ROTFL!

12/11/2005 8:08 PM  

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