Sunday, September 18, 2005

From New Yarrrk to Haifarrr!

In honor of my Israeli pen-pal, who loves reading books about piratim, I wish you all a happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

What's a Jewish Pirate's favorite holiday?
PASSOVEARRR!

What's a Jewish Pirate's favorite food?
FELARRRFEL!

What's a Jewish Pirate's favorite Biblical book?
TREY ‘ASARRR!

Avast, ye maties — there be a fleet of bad Pirate jokes off the port bow! And a horde of untzniudikly-dressed Pirate wenches off starboard! Now let's have a grog lehhayim, cap'n!

Monday, September 19th, 2005
The 4th Annual International Talk Like A Pirate Day

6 Comments:

Blogger AMSHINOVER said...

no thanks,
i have enough trouble with english

9/19/2005 1:03 PM  
Blogger Mar Gavriel said...

Do we omit tarrrrhhanun in honor of Yôm Talk Like a Pirate?

9/19/2005 3:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

boro park is the best place to live

9/21/2005 3:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just caught your blog on a link from A Whispering Soul. Good stuff.

9/22/2005 9:51 AM  
Blogger MC Aryeh said...

I can't belive they only set aside one day for talking like a pirate. You'd think there'd be weeks, if not months...

9/27/2005 10:23 AM  
Blogger Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) said...

Amshinover:

Don't worry, all that sushi you eat definitely disqualifies you from being a "landlubber" :-P

Vos Iz Nies:

Well, i wouldn't say best, but it's definitely up there. BP represent!

Elster:

Thanks!

McAryeh:

Ye can talk like the sea biscuit ye art, matey; me an' a fleet o' pirate ships'll get yer back all year long!

9/27/2005 5:43 PM  

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