Thursday, June 29, 2006

Roads Loads Modes Clodes

In honor of my friend Dr. PT and his daughter The PT.

Today I went to the Target (and that's TAR-gitt not tar-ZHAY, for God's sake) in Marble Hill, Manhattan. I was looking for zipper polo-shirts, but couldn't find any, so I picked up a few t-shirts instead.

While walking down the aisles of the store, I passed the children's clothing sections, and saw a "toddler girls" t-shirt that said:

The Toddler Laws of Property
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
4. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
5. If I think it's mine, it's mine.

So that was pretty funny.

Anyway, I'm (iy"H) heading out to Israel for about a month after July 4th, so if anyone there wants to meet up (whether for the first time or a repeat), feel free to email me.

And if anyone knows anywhere in the NYC metropolitan area where they sell zipper polo shirts, please pass that info along and hook a brother up.
for the uncultured... and Ezzie, a zipper polo shirt:
(get the idea?)

And speaking of brothers, yes, bro, I am planning a more Torah-related post. Expect it some time today back-dated (or retconned vehameivin yavin) to yesterday.


Blogger Ezzie said...


What the heck are zipper polo shirts!?

6/29/2006 4:01 PM  
Blogger Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) said...

see the edited post with picture.

6/29/2006 11:35 PM  
Blogger Mike Miller said...

Nice shirt... in the light of your last post, I think it demonstrates that "chochma bagoyim, taamin" (unless it was a Jewish designer).

Can I safely presume you will be residing in the Valley of the Aboriginal Ghosts [sic]?

6/30/2006 5:11 AM  
Blogger Mike Miller said...

although i hate replying to my own posts, the nice shirt was referring the toddler one

6/30/2006 5:11 AM  
Blogger Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) said...

Yup, Valley of the Aboriginal Ghosts... even farther down the valley than i've lived before!

6/30/2006 10:06 AM  
Blogger Knitter of shiny things said...

Are you going to walk through Hell to get there?

[I actually think the walk through Hell is quite nice provided you have an adequate water supply and you're not in a rush and it's a nice day out...]

7/01/2006 6:55 PM  
Blogger Mike Miller said...

Should you be interesting in visiting us out in our den of intolerance, you're always welcome (by me; no promises on the neighbors).

Alternatively, if you're near Har Hotzvim, you're welcome to stop by again for lunch (although I can't speak for others who may wish to invite you as well, vehameivin yavin).

7/02/2006 3:54 AM  
Blogger Jameel @ The Muqata said...

Steg: Zipper polo shirts looks painful! (Are they really considered stylish?)


7/02/2006 5:39 AM  
Blogger Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) said...


probably. that's a nice park. i haven't been there when it's snowed, though ;-) .


thanks, sounds like fun!


i think the problem is that they're not considered stylish [anymore], and therefore i'm having trouble finding any. i just prefer zippers to buttons.

7/02/2006 7:11 AM  
Blogger PsychoToddler said...

I thought those laws were for wives.

7/02/2006 11:59 AM  
Blogger Ezzie said...

LOL. Okay, got it. And they're pretty nice.

7/03/2006 3:12 AM  
Blogger jlmkobi said...

we are on toranut hachnassat orchim this friday night at yedidya

7/03/2006 2:56 PM  
Blogger Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) said...


cool, seeya there then! :-)

7/06/2006 6:26 AM  

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