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In honor of my friend Dr. PT and his daughter The PT.

Today I went to the Target (and that's TAR-gitt not tar-ZHAY, for God's sake) in Marble Hill, Manhattan. I was looking for zipper polo-shirts, but couldn't find any, so I picked up a few t-shirts instead.

While walking down the aisles of the store, I passed the children's clothing sections, and saw a "toddler girls" t-shirt that said:

The Toddler Laws of Property

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
4. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
5. If I think it's mine, it's mine.

So that was pretty funny.

Anyway, I'm (iy"H) heading out to Israel for about a month after July 4th, so if anyone there wants to meet up (whether for the first time or a repeat), feel free to email me.

And if anyone knows anywhere in the NYC metropolitan area where they sell zipper polo shirts, please pass that info along and hook a brother up.

for the uncultured... and Ezzie, a zipper polo shirt:
(get the idea?)

And speaking of brothers, yes, bro, I am planning a more Torah-related post. Expect it some time today back-dated (or retconned vehameivin yavin) to yesterday.